A special Thanksgiving update
Today, people all across the USA - from the gritty Fisherman's Wharf of San Francisco to the idyllic Baylands Nature Preserve to the south - gather together with friends and family to give thanks and spend time together.
We at Prestigehunt certainly have a lot to be thankful for. To review some of our recent accomplishments:
- Prestigehunt's exciting Prestig-3 LLM outperforms both GPT-4 and Claude 2 when asked prestige-related questions (paper still in peer-review). Our team of unpaid high school interns is hard at work productionizing Prestig-3 in preparation for a 2024 launch.
- Despite growing at the same pace as OpenAI (if not faster!), Prestigehunt's CEO and board of directors are more aligned than ever in terms of our corporate mission (no one's ousting anyone)
- We have had 0 production incidents and outages since the big one a year ago
But perhaps all of these accomplishments pale in comparison to our next announcement: We are thrilled to announce that we have secured our Series P funding of $100M with an anonymous angel investor. And we are equally if not more excited to announce that we have poured this entire funding into a new line of "prestige apparel", the first of which will be revealed today.
Introducing, the prestigehunt tee.
Soft, organic cotton hand-picked from the mountains of Nepal. Hand-dyed with non-GMO colorings hand-crushed from organic woad and logwood. And hand-sewn by organic humans fed a nutritious non-GMO diet of grassfed woad. When you slide into a soft, organic, non-GMO prestigehunt tee, you're rocking more than just a prestigious look. You are prestige incarnate.
Lastly, we're excited to announce that 10% of all apparel profits will be donated to the Autistic Self-Advocacy Network. To our users: you've given Prestigehunt so much, the least we can do is give a little back to you.